The Crazy Blue Goatster

blackbean-crossing:

It was an accident Isabelle I swear

idiotsonfb:
OMG ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Anonymous

YEE! Thank you, anon! :D

shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

creepypyramid:

I speak the language of the sjw’s, allow me to translate their more popular phrases

"Male tears"

Translation: “i am a bully and i love it”

"Check your privilege"

Translation: “i don’t like your opinion, so i’m going to use something you were born with to censor it”

"It’s not my job to educate you"

Translation: “i have no idea what i’m talking about, but the internet said something was true so it must be”


Thank you for your time

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

My animal crossing villagers threw me a party and then watched the fireworks with me! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

It made me so happy ;w;

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up
open rp

theductiletroll:

maddietrolls:

theductiletroll:

maddietrolls:

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Prince Hans chuckled to himself, softly taking a hand to his jacket and adjusting it with a slight, yet firm tug. “You ready?”

imageMitt looked Hans in the eyes with a glance.
"Ah Hans the real question is, is America ready?"

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He felt himself smirk, and soon enough his eyes met Mitt’s, too.

"For Obama, yes."

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